Was at the Barrington Superstore today and in the half hour I waited for my buddy, I watched three cars use the maternity(and infants up to 6 months)parking spaces. The first car was a woman who hadn't seen menopause since WW2. Maybe she's aiming to be the oldest new mom in the nursing home. The second car was a family of two infants who were more than three feet high and wearing Chucks. The third car was a woman with her screaming five year old kid. Maybe the infant was at home. Fuck, take all those goddamn pink signs down and replace them with more Handicapped spaces. In fact, mark the whole row that way. Baby boomers need their Depends.

---A Pointy Tree