NEED LAXATIVES!!!!!!!

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Friday, April 10, 2009

NEED LAXATIVES!!!!!!!

Posted on Fri, Apr 10, 2009 at 8:55 AM

FOR THE LOVE OF BATMAN, I HAVENT CRAPPED IN FUCKING THREE DAYS! AND I GET APPLE SIZED HEMORROIDS WHENEVER I TRY AND SQUEEZE OUT THIS GODDAMN ROCK! I DON'T USUALLY WRITE IN CAPS! OR USE THIS MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS! BUT I FUCKING HATE MY GODDAMN BOWELS!

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