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Sunday, March 29, 2009

Too much perfume, stinky boy.

Posted on Sun, Mar 29, 2009 at 9:32 AM

Please, ladies and gents...just because your scent of choice is 5.99 a spray can, or 100 an ounce, less is more. I'm sick of gagging in your wake because you've doused yourself so liberally and thoroughly that my eyes water and I choke. I'm not sure how this gets you laid, as one needs a gas mask to get within 10 feet of you.

If I can smell you a block away, or even ten minutes after you've passed by, you're wearing too much.

Take it down a notch, hmm? Some of us don't like breathing in clouds of scent. By all means, wear a little bit. I'm scent-sensitive, but when you're burning through multiple cans of "crap body spray" a week, then I think it's you that has a problem, not me.

---Ah, the fresh spring air.

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