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Monday, March 9, 2009

To All With A Mobile Speed Bump Sticker

Posted on Mon, Mar 9, 2009 at 9:56 AM

If you drive the posted limit -this bitch does not apply to you as you are following the law. If you are driving below the posted limit because road conditions are poor due to weather, pot-holes, etc. this bitch does not apply to you as you are using the all too rare common sense. If you are the type of person who drives 20-30km/hr below the speed limit, straddles the white line and two lanes in multi-laned streets/roads/highways in an effort to be Sumpreme Ruler of the Road or to just plain screw with people. Go Fuck Yourself!

I need an explanation as to why you are entitled to act like some power-tripping pseudo-traffic cop/highway patrol. You are a fucking danger to the rest of us after somebody snaps with road rage and decides to be aggressive to get away from your dumbass.

---Wishing I Owned "Big Foot"

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