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Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Gum

Posted on Tue, Mar 3, 2009 at 7:56 AM

There is no excuse for sticking gum under the table at our cafe (or anywhere), absolutely none! We have THREE garbage cans, that's THREE garbage cans... do us all a favor and either a) spit out your gum BEFORE you order, or b) spit out your gum in the garbage can after. If I witness you do this myself, I'll have NO problem calling you out for it in front of everybody, since in addition to it being disgusting and lazy, I'm pretty sure it's also a form of vandalism.

---Hubba Bubba

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