To all the people who pick up their dog's shit with a little plastic bag and then throw it away. Why the fuck are you putting biodegradable poo in a non-biodegradable plastic bag only to throw it in the waste bin. Or better yet, throw it in the trees so bags of shit can decorate our city.

This goes for anyone who complains about dogs shitting in places. They are dogs for christ's sake. That's what the do, get over it. So what if you have to walk around dog shit or you might occasionally step in it. It rains enough in this city that it gets washed away in a couple days! It's also an insignificant issue of public health compared the wasteful trash used to contain dog shit.

Fuck all of you and your ridiculous, sterile lives

--- hygenic but not a moron