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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Here's a Newsflash for Sidewalk Hogs

Posted on Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 9:18 PM

For those groups of two or more peds that can't yield nary a sliver of sidewalk to oncoming or passing foot traffic, or the Crackberry addicts that can't look up, here's a suggestion - don't get all hateful when you can't absorb the hip check tackle on impact.

Seriously, if being in a back rank of your pathetic sidewalk phalanx shatters your ego I suggest you've got some bigger problems. Here's the thing - yours truly isn't stepping off into a snowdrift or hopping into the street so you can stride along shoulder to shoulder with three of your bumbuddies. I'll do that for wheelchairs or strollers, not for healthy self-absorbed twits like you.

--- Braced for the Collision

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