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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Highway Assholes!

Posted on Wed, Feb 18, 2009 at 9:56 PM

It never fails. Everytime I drive the 101 through the valley, some cock tries to be the speed queen and pass everyone in sight in an unsafe fashion.

This evening was no different. It doesn't matter that we're driving along at just over 100, with a line of 5 trucks in front of us, here comes Mr. silver Mercedes blazing up behind, passing everyone. Big man decides to nudge in behind me about 5 feet off my bumper. Hope you liked my tail lights....dickhead.

Not long after, there he goes passing all those trucks with traffic coming not far off. What's wrong? Too cool for the speed limit?

This fuck and all like him are the reason people die on these highways. Not the highways themselves.

I was just praying that I'd see his silver wreckage in the ditch. I'd be fun to pull over and piss on him as he tried to crawl to safety.

So, a big fuck you to Mr. Silver Bullet Cocksucker for making the roads safe for all!

---VW

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