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Monday, February 16, 2009

Stupid Shoppers

Posted on Mon, Feb 16, 2009 at 8:28 AM

To all you asshole idiots that park your shopping carts right in the middle of the aisle and then have the audacity to give me a dirty look when I say "Excuse me", Fuck You! You're the one stupid enough to leave your cart smack dab in the middle of the aisle, knowing full well that there's barely enough room for two carts to pass as it is. So don't get all indignant when I politely say "excuse me" and interrupt your oh so important decision making process on which box of cookies will best add to your obesity. You wouldn't park your car right in the middle of the road, would you? So don't park your cart in the middle of the aisle. Grow at least half a brain, morons.

---Grocery Store Traffic Cop

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