Thank you so fucking much ________(airline) for overbooking my flight today and down sizing the air-craft! Now I am stuck at the airport waiting for the next flight. Luckily I came over an hour early before my first flight, and I was one of 4 people who were able to get on the later flight. Thanks for caring more about my money than whether or not I arrive at my destination on time. Don't you ask for our phone numbers so you can tell us when something like this is happening?! Oh, and I really appreciate your $200 voucher. Too bad I won't be using it because your airline always fucking screws things up.

---Angry Passenger