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Wednesday, February 11, 2009
I heard from people who are "extemly detailed-oriented", a guy who apparently can't decide whether he's a tech or a chef, because he "marinated computer equipment", a woman who has zero experience in our industry, but wants a job with our company because she wants a discount on our products, and one applicant who said, in the first line of their coverletter "I am applying for jobs that pay better, but will take a job with you until I get an interview somewhere else.
As much as I would LOVE to call every one of these people, and not only say Hey, you know, youre not what were looking for right now, but Hey you might have an easier time getting a job if you follow instructions for applying, grammar and spellcheck your resume, and maybe gear your application to the job you want, I cant. I just spent 4 hours trying to get the damned things to print HELL, I havent even started READING them yet! These are just the glaring things that stood out on a skim as I took them off my printer!
So next time you bitches bitch about not getting called back for jobs, and what assholes we employers are, take a freaking look at your Goddamned resume and see if maybe its something YOU did, you freaking whiny JACKASSES!
---Calgon, take me away!