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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Lamenatation of Donairs Past

Posted on Tue, Feb 10, 2009 at 5:42 AM

Oh, Donair why do you tease me with your sweet, garlicy goodness? Then, when I indulge in thee, you smite me with disgusting onion and garlic breath that perverts my entire being for the next 2 days? I was even denied entry into the queen's room because of the scent of evil that you create. You are evil incarnate! Out, Donair, out!

---Shakespeare's "Donair"

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