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Thursday, February 5, 2009

Thanks for the cold feet asshole

Posted on Thu, Feb 5, 2009 at 1:15 PM

Dear winter boots,

I know we've only been together a short time, but I really liked you. You and I looked good together and you kept me warm on those chilly nights. I don't know what I did to offend you, but I don't appreachate you "breaking" up with me.

One minute we're fine and happy, and the next you have holes in you.

What am i supposed to do for the rest of the winter? The store sure as hell won't take you back. It was me or nothing and you picked the latter. I'll never understand the choice you made.. but as they say "if you love something let it go, if it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was".

Gone but not forgotten xoxo


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