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Thursday, January 29, 2009

Fucking beautiful puddles

Posted on Thu, Jan 29, 2009 at 8:24 PM

You know whats awesome? Puddles. Walking home from Cunard, staring at my iPod, and stepped into a nice, fat, delicious foot deep puddle. I jumped up like a mexican bean onto safe ground. From pleasant surprise, of course. I looked back at puddle and laughed. ''Oh, puddle," me says. ''you're so funny, lets make love.'' So I walked home with soggy shoes, and along the way, they turned into ice. You know, that was so fun, I'm gonna do it again tomorrow. Thanks fucky puddle, you made my day. <333

---What? Who could bitch about puddles?!

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