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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Pierre Maguire Is A " Monster " Fucking Idiot!

I never see sports bitches on here but I will now break the trend. Pierre Maguire of a certain sports network has got to be the most irrelevant, incompetant, ignorant and anything else that ends in "ant" that is on TV. Time for some new fuckin' catch wor

Posted on Tue, Jan 6, 2009 at 4:05 PM

Published January 06, 2009.Pierre Maguire Is A " Monster " Fucking Idiot!

I never see sports bitches on here but I will now break the trend. Pierre Maguire of a certain sports network has got to be the most irrelevant, incompetant, ignorant and anything else that ends in "ant" that is on TV. Time for some new fuckin' catch words motherfucker. Not everything can be "personified" or a "monster". You bald little troll of a man, you are the most biased analyst in all of sports toward anything that is Canadian. I myself am Canadian and want to fuckin' smack you with a fuckin' hockeystick whenever I hear your voice. You have absolutely, singlehandedly killed the word monster by using it to describe every god damn facet of the game of hockey. You tend to get excited anytime you open your mouth about any topic that tickles your fancy, often raving like a fucking muscle head during a 'roid rage. You have the worst case of little man syndrome that I have ever experienced. You talk like you are our national voice for hockey trying oh so hard to be the bald Don Cherry. Well here's some news for you, if you were any good at understanding the details of hockey you would still be coaching dicknuts. But the fact that they don't even want you to be in the studio with the rest of the analysts and stick you between the benches should be very telling of what they all think of you. I remember fondly the game where you got smacked in the face with a stick and time to time when I think about it I still smile. The only regret, you didn't get hit hard enough to get you off the air. I would be willing to bet that you are the most talented man that you know.

Also a special shout out to the Captain Kirk of the same station, Darren Dreger you suck too!

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