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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

FACKING FACK

I have an EXTRA LARGE bitch today. I fundraised for four hours, walked around in the freezing cold asking for donations, and walked a total of FOUR HOURS. Had only a cup of coffee today. Then, when I finally got home to salvation, the door wouldn't godda

Posted on Tue, Jan 6, 2009 at 7:59 AM

Published January 05, 2009.FACKING FACK

I have an EXTRA LARGE bitch today. I fundraised for four hours, walked around in the freezing cold asking for donations, and walked a total of FOUR HOURS. Had only a cup of coffee today. Then, when I finally got home to salvation, the door wouldn't goddamn open. My dogs goddamn dogfood was hanging on the handle so the key wouldn't turn. So, I had to wait AGAIN in the freezing cold for another TWO HOURS until my mother got home from skiing, 50 goddamn kms away. Then it got dark. AND THEN, I ran out of songs to sing, and I couldn't feel my goddamn toes. So now I'm bitching about this goddamn situation all thanks to my door. So thanks, door, you really made my day you fat green piece of shit.

Mad at door

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