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Sunday, December 7, 2008

Simple Favors

To the asshole working at a certain pizza place downtown:2 AM, I called down there less than 10 minutes after I left when I realized I had forgotten a bag that had a pair of nice shoes and other belongings in it. When I explained this, all you said wa

Posted on Sun, Dec 7, 2008 at 4:22 PM

Published December 07, 2008.Simple Favors

To the asshole working at a certain pizza place downtown:

2 AM, I called down there less than 10 minutes after I left when I realized I had forgotten a bag that had a pair of nice shoes and other belongings in it. When I explained this, all you said was "No, nothing. Bye" before I even finished the sentence! Yes, I'm sure you answering the phone from the back of the restaurant gives you perfect view of the place. I would have come down and looked myself if I had transportation and it wasn't already really late.

I went in the next morning, and obviously by then it was gone.

Thanks a lot. It really, really would not have hurt for you to check under one fuckin table, ass face, then maybe I would still have my shoes. Unless you're the one who took those heels for your girlfriend

Why. Why is it so hard for people to do simple favors that would cost them nothing?

And whoever took them, well, hope you enjoy my nice things. Fuck you too.

Unimpressed and Shoeless

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