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Thursday, December 4, 2008

Beavers, beavers everywhere!!!

Alright you furry fuckers. I have had just about enough of you! Everytime I turn around you are back in my yard taking my trees. You've been yelled at and chased out of the yard. When are you gonna get the hint you stupid beavers?!!! Why do you have to b

Posted on Thu, Dec 4, 2008 at 10:25 AM

Published November 29, 2008.Beavers, beavers everywhere!!!

Alright you furry fuckers. I have had just about enough of you! Everytime I turn around you are back in my yard taking my trees. You've been yelled at and chased out of the yard. When are you gonna get the hint you stupid beavers?!!! Why do you have to be protected??? Why can I not just banish you and have you stay gone?? My trees are very expensive to replace you know, and they keep my yard beautiful and give me some privacy from neighbours. I see now you all have your dams and lodges built...will you now please leave the rest of my trees??? You've been here for sometime and never touched any of my trees before the last year...ah, the economic crunch is falling on you to eh? Take what you can get?! You got 5, that is plenty. I am wrapping them all with metal wire, and you will not be able to take anymore. We've lived in harmony as neighbours for over 5 years now. I even left the lake as is, so as not to disturb you!!! And you kindly repay me by chopping down my birch, poplar and maple trees...And you can stop looking at me so smugly from the water, knowing there is nothing I can do to make you go away. I am ever vigilant and will not give up...I'll keep chasing you out of my yard...and I am sure you'll just keep coming! Btw, if you're gonna hang around and take over the yard, could you at least chase the ducks away....they should be gone by now.

Too many beavers

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