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Wednesday, December 3, 2008

To all men: Read the fucking ad before responding!

I am a very physically attractive woman with a high-paying medical job (do not want to state what it is exactly), and I like to drink and party on weekends. I am very successful, especially career-wise, however, I haven't met a decent man and most of my

Posted on Wed, Dec 3, 2008 at 9:33 PM

Published December 03, 2008.To all men: Read the fucking ad before responding!

I am a very physically attractive woman with a high-paying medical job (do not want to state what it is exactly), and I like to drink and party on weekends. I am very successful, especially career-wise, however, I haven't met a decent man and most of my relationships have been very short-term. I posted a personal ad online. And I know some of you think you will only find losers online, but I have 3 friends who have been *VERY* successful with finding a quality mate online. So I gave it a try.

Unfortunately, I was not so successful! I couldn't believe the dozens of replies I've gotten from men I was totally not looking for! I posted a flattering photo of myself on my ad, and I stated truthfully what I was looking for.

To you men replying:

1) If you see a photo of a very attractive woman stating she is in a medical job position making a near 6-figure salary, along with stating she wants a similarly successful man who is also very physically attractive, it means she won't be interested in flabby losers who work at a min-wage job!

2) Don't brag to me about the fact that you *don't* drink! If part of my ad stated that I want a guy to have a DRINK with, it should be a hint that I want *SOMEONE WHO DOES DRINK*!

3) If you're not really attractive, don't say you are! I'm so sick of disappointing photos!

4) When I say I want a long-term relationship, it means I'm a respectable woman looking to get married in the next few years! Don't call me *babe* and talk to me like I'm a prostitute!

I have come to the conclusion that these apes looked at my picture and thought: Mmmmm... hot piece of ass... me wants....

So tired of being single

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