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Monday, November 24, 2008

Snow Plow Manifesto

People of HRM hereby declare that...1. All plow operators must pass and IQ test before being allowed on HRM streets. 2. All people leaving their vehicles parked on the street after a snow storm will be publicly flogged daily on the Grand Parade.

Posted on Mon, Nov 24, 2008 at 3:36 PM

Published November 23, 2008.Snow Plow Manifesto

People of HRM hereby declare that...

1. All plow operators must pass and IQ test before being allowed on HRM streets.

2. All people leaving their vehicles parked on the street after a snow storm will be publicly flogged daily on the Grand Parade.

3. All drivers of vehicles out during or after a snow storm without snow tires will be forced to undergo a colonoscopy.

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