To the jerky family who didn't leave me a tip on their $200 bill last night: FUCK YOU! You think being miserable is in my job description? You're the kind of people who make serving the shittiest job in existence. Next time I'm going to spill beer all ov
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on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 10:41 PM
To the jerky family who didn't leave me a tip on their $200 bill last night: FUCK YOU! You think being miserable is in my job description? You're the kind of people who make serving the shittiest job in existence. Next time I'm going to spill beer all over your food and write over that little squiggly line on your receipt and give myself my own fucking tip. And if I see your sorry asses in the street, I'm going to make everyone around me know how fucking cheap you really are! Drop dead, assholes!
I need a new job
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