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Monday, November 17, 2008

Bundles of Joy on Buses.

To every parent who lets their toddler sit on a seat on an over-full bus, that kid can sit on your fucking lap! To every mother who indulges herself in buying a MASSIVE baby carriage for a TINY baby…To every mother who brings said behemoth carraige o

Posted on Mon, Nov 17, 2008 at 2:10 PM

To every parent who lets their toddler sit on a seat on an over-full bus, that kid can sit on your fucking lap!

To every mother who indulges herself in buying a MASSIVE baby carriage for a TINY baby…

To every mother who brings said behemoth carraige on small-cramped buses…

To every mother who leaves the carriage that is big enough to carry SIX babies instead of one in the middle of the god damn isle so the rest of us people - who aren't busy over populating the earth - are forced to mosh on the bus so we can get to where we are going standing up, falling over, and stepping on feet – THANK YOU.

Thank you for taking up the same amount of space on the bus as ten people standing. I pay to ride the bus just like you do… but because you have a kid you get to sit, and your huge carriage and screeching baby get tons of room…while the rest of us are left tasting what everyone ate for lunch because we are crammed so close to each other that we are inhaling each others breath.

Birth control exists for a reason.

I love the smell of halitosis and the sound of screaming kids in the morning...

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