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Sunday, November 16, 2008

Pump it along

Dear 20-something fit guy;Are you illiterate or something? Miss the orientation I know you had to go through to join? Because it looks like your ass is glued to the circuit machine I'm trying to use. SO GET UP.You fucking well know that you're not s

Posted on Sun, Nov 16, 2008 at 12:11 AM

Dear 20-something fit guy;

Are you illiterate or something? Miss the orientation I know you had to go through to join? Because it looks like your ass is glued to the circuit machine I'm trying to use. SO GET UP.

You fucking well know that you're not supposed to do multiple sets or rest on the damn things, as they are for people doing circuit training. I know you like it because it's pretty and new, but go use the multiple free weights and FOUR OTHER VERSIONS elsewhere in the gym of the machine you're currently bogarting.

And why yes, thanks for pointing that out, I am fat. That's why I'm doing the motherfucking circuit, speedbump!

Po'ed Nubody's Tubby

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