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Friday, November 7, 2008

An anti-Bitch for a change...

An excerpt from http://www.nevermindyear.tv--------November 7, 2008 EXT. DAY. BRETON STREET. HALIFAX, CANADA. OUR HERO EXITS A FEDEX-KINKO'S TO FIND A PARKING OFFICER WRITING UP A TICKET FOR AN ILLEGALLY PARKED GO KART. SJM: So, uh, am I too l

Posted on Fri, Nov 7, 2008 at 7:45 PM

An excerpt from http://www.nevermindyear.tv

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November 7, 2008



EXT. DAY. BRETON STREET. HALIFAX, CANADA.



OUR HERO EXITS A FEDEX-KINKO'S TO FIND A PARKING OFFICER WRITING UP A TICKET FOR AN ILLEGALLY PARKED GO KART.



SJM: So, uh, am I too late?



Officer: Is this your car?



SJM: Yes, Sir.



Officer: I'll agree to do you a favour if you agree to do a favour for me.



SJM: Ummm....okay.



Officer: I'll let you go without a ticket if you agree to do something nice for someone else. It's up to you what you do and when you do it but you have to do something nice for somebody.



SJM: Uh, sure. I can do that.



Officer: Great. Take care.



SJM: You too. Thanks.



sjm

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