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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Why oh why, diddly-de-dye?

Hellish-ley-hell, I've had the major hots for you forever. Now I find out that you have been with someone forever and a day. Jeepers cripes, can you tone down your 100 watt smile, or gain some weight on your perfectly formed butt? I know I can't have

Posted on Wed, Nov 5, 2008 at 11:37 AM

Hellish-ley-hell, I've had the major hots for you forever. Now I find out that you have been with someone forever and a day. Jeepers cripes, can you tone down your 100 watt smile, or gain some weight on your perfectly formed butt? I know I can't have you, but I did masturbate to you 3 times yesterday. Yikes, how long can this lust go on? Wowser, you are like a waterballoon on a perfect Jamaican beach. Ouch!

The one who lusts after you

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