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Saturday, October 18, 2008

Please stay home (or at least away from my gym)

This is to all the old guys who "workout" at my gym. Please realize that I do not think you are cool because you are old and yet still go to the gym. Please stop your intense, beseeching eye contact with me. I do not want to talk, joke, or flirt with

Posted on Sat, Oct 18, 2008 at 11:59 AM

This is to all the old guys who "workout" at my gym. Please realize that I do not think you are cool because you are old and yet still go to the gym. Please stop your intense, beseeching eye contact with me. I do not want to talk, joke, or flirt with you. I will not offer you a warm smile and head tilt to acknowledge you as a martyr of the gym scene, a true fitness afficiando at your age. You make me sick, the way you parade around trying to persuade all the ladies into some sort of joking, flirtatious gym relationship as a way to validate your actually being there. Your Grecian Formula hair is disguisting, and I was having a great day until you showed up in shorts. Take your white pastiness complete with varicosities far, far, away from me! It is like you think that just because you go to the gym you deserve some extra female attention. Well, you are not getting it from me! Go home and dye your hair again, your grey is showing around the temples. And please, please stop doing your stretching exercises directly in front me. Don't you notice my eyerolling when you try to smile at me? YUCK!!!

You are too old for me

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