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Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Elevator etiquette

Here is a quick rundown of elevator etiquette for those who obviously don't know:1. Wait for the people to get off before getting on. Also, do not look annoyed when people are getting off while you stand in their way.2. If you are the person farthest

Posted on Wed, Oct 8, 2008 at 1:40 PM

Here is a quick rundown of elevator etiquette for those who obviously don't know:

1. Wait for the people to get off before getting on. Also, do not look annoyed when people are getting off while you stand in their way.

2. If you are the person farthest from the elevator door, you are the LAST to get on/off. You are not entitled to be first no matter what. Somehow I doubt you only act that way in an elevator.

3. If you are going to floor 2 and you're are not elderly, disabled, hurt, or carrying or pushing something large, walk you lazy fuck. ESPECIALLY if it's down. This includes fat people.

4. If you press door close on someone and they manage to still get on, appologize.

5. If you are in the elevator and you see someone obviously dashing for the same one, hold it- unless you know they are going to floor 2.

6. If you are unsure where you are headed and you get off on a floor and look around, do not stand directly in front of the doors. Move out of the fucking way.

7.Do not fart. Ever.

These seven simple tips will ensure people in your office building do not press door close at the sight of you.

What floor?

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