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Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Metal Show Meltdown

Dear tiny girl bouncer who works at the basement metal venue in the North End: Just because I have blonde, trendy hair and no metal protruding from my face does not mean I'm not a big metal fan. The next time you grab my arm and ask for my bracelet after

Posted on Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 9:02 PM

Dear tiny girl bouncer who works at the basement metal venue in the North End: Just because I have blonde, trendy hair and no metal protruding from my face does not mean I'm not a big metal fan. The next time you grab my arm and ask for my bracelet after letting my unbraceleted friends in (who apparently looked more like they belonged there than I did), I'm going to take one of my trendy can't-possibly-belong-to-a-metal-fan heels off and smack you with it.

Oh, and if your establishment requires patrons to wear bracelets, than put the damn things on us when we walk through the door the FIRST TIME. A muffled announcement half way through a thrash set DOES NOT guarentee everyone will rush to the gates for one!

Annie

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