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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

The 10 Commandments (or they should be) of riding the bus

Thou shalt not bunch at the front of thy bus when thy bus is overcrowdeth.Thou shalt give up thine seat if thou art a young/healthy person to those who needeth the seat such as the elderly and the infirm.Thou shalt bathe/if thou has not bathed thou s

Posted on Wed, Sep 17, 2008 at 12:10 AM

Published September 13, 2008.The 10 Commandments (or they should be) of riding the bus

Thou shalt not bunch at the front of thy bus when thy bus is overcrowdeth.

Thou shalt give up thine seat if thou art a young/healthy person to those who needeth the seat such as the elderly and the infirm.

Thou shalt bathe/if thou has not bathed thou shalt not douseth oneself in cologne.

Thou shalt maketh an effort to open a window when thine bus is sweltering (especially on sunny days when it's not that cold).

Thou shalt refraineth from peppering ones speech with the "F" bombeth.

The shalt behaveth with courtesy to thine fellow passengers. Thou shalt wear thine backpacketh in such a way so as not to smaketh fellow passengers in the head.

Thou shalt refraineth from smoking in or near bus shelters.

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