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Sunday, August 17, 2008

No Sympathy for the Stupid

To all you dumb asses that buy expensive shit like lawn mowers, pressure washers and the like, and then throw away your receipts; Please stop calling the customer service center and demanding that the company replace your faulty product for free. The f

Posted on Sun, Aug 17, 2008 at 10:11 PM

To all you dumb asses that buy expensive shit like lawn mowers, pressure washers and the like, and then throw away your receipts; Please stop calling the customer service center and demanding that the company replace your faulty product for free. The fact that you have a serial number means nothing. You could have bought the thing second hand, found it on the side of the road, or stolen it out of somebody's back yard. You might, to put none too fine a point on it, be LYING to us. And while it would be a wonderful world if we could all just assume everyone is telling the truth, any company that operates on that principle will quickly go bankrupt. So if you drop several hundred dollars on an appliance that stops working after a year, the fact that it is indeed cheaply made chinese crap does not change the fact that YOU are the shit-for-brains that threw away the receipt. And screaming your head off at the poor shmuck sitting in a cubicle answering the phone will not change the fact that you have to PAY to have it fixed. Grow up, suck it up, and keep your damn receipt next time.

caveat emptor

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