You'd think that people would be nicer to the poor soul who has to clean up after them, after all I may use your toothbrush to scrub the toilet or put all your pubes on the bathroom floor in your bed.
But people who stay in hotels rarely tip.
I have to clean 14 rooms in 7 hours so if you steal shit off my cart that makes me have to stock more, and if you bitch to have your room cleaned when you go out, put up your fucking service sign. I don't actually notice you're gone you know. Also with you and 13 other people needing their room cleaned and just one me, with two hands, I can't be everywhere at once and someone has to be last. So calm the fuck down and shut up. It will get done.
So the next time you decide to have your party in a hotel room and leave booze bottles and condoms all over the place, you should think of the person who has to clean up after you and how much harder they are working to make ends-meet than the pizza guy or the waiter you tip. I mean picking your toenails out of the carpet and scrubbing your shit off the toilet seat doesn't make my day any better by a long stretch.
Also to those of you who look down on me because staying in a hotel makes you feel special, guess what? You're not. Just because I have a crappy job, doesn't mean you have the right to ignore me or yell at me or boss me around. You're just another moron who thinks I have no brain or ambition, but you're wrong.
Also people who check in and immediately jump into bed and start fucking like wild rabbits, don't scream at me because you didn't hear me knock. THAT'S WHAT PRIVACY SIGNS AND LOCKS ARE FOR DUMBFUCK!
If you trash the room and are a dirty pig, remember I know your name and you better fucking pray our paths never cross again one day because I would tell all your pals what a disgusting animal you are.
Also if check-in is at 3 and you show up at 11 and can't figure out why the room that just became vacant half an hour ago hasn't been cleaned yet, just fuck off. Sit down and shut up and be patient. Unless you want me to leave the dirty sheets on.
So just to sum up, tip your goddamn maid you fucking pricks, and give us a little respect for being able to smile at you after cleaning your snot off the shower walls.
|"Just the maid"|