This is fucking bullshit! I am a 27-year-old smoking hot woman who hasn't had sex since May of 1999! Between 1999 and 2003, I was in university earning a Bachelor of Science with a double major in chemistry and biology. So I dedicated all my time earning almost all straight A's during those years. Then I went to medical school, which I haven't quite finished yet because I've been pacing myself with my courses. Lately, I've been going downtown with my friends, trying to find a man. But every man I hit on rejects me! Are they gay or something? I mean, I don't get loaded and I am very charming with these men! And I'm drop-dead gorgeous (I don't mean to be conceited, but I am... sorry). What the fuck? All of my friends are getting laid on a regular basis, and I'll sit there with my textbooks and a vibrator on a Saturday night! Do the guys in this city think I'm too good for them? Do I intimidate them? Fuck, it's been 9 years with a dildo, I want the real thing! Why should I keep up on my looks and obtain a prestigious medical occupation when I can't even have something as natural as sex? Why don't I just stop wearing make-up, stop exercising or getting facials and professional haircuts, and work at McDonald's for the rest of my life?

I might be too good for Haligonian men