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Monday, August 4, 2008

Watch Where You're Going!!

To the girl who drives her bike around downtown halifax up the wrong side of the street, and then veers across into oncoming traffic WITHOUT EVEN TURNING YOUR FUCKING HEAD... you're going to die. My friend missed running you over with a half ton truck b

Posted on Mon, Aug 4, 2008 at 5:20 PM

To the girl who drives her bike around downtown halifax up the wrong side of the street, and then veers across into oncoming traffic WITHOUT EVEN TURNING YOUR FUCKING HEAD... you're going to die. My friend missed running you over with a half ton truck by inches because of your deathwish. If I had been driving that truck your bike would be my new hood ornament.

To the guy whose forehead I almost kissed after you J walked across Quinpool Road right in front of me while I had 2 arms full of grocerys... If you can't even walk without fucking it up I feel sorry for your family. Next time, you're eating my groceries.

To the ENDLESS array of people walking down the sidewalk in groups 3 or 4 wide: I could give a shit how many of you there are, I STILL EXIST. Make room for me or I'll bowl you over.



Jay

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