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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Kudzu get yer shit together?

Hey haligardeners, I know you love your plants and want to get the most out of yer crummy front growing spaces, but get those fuckers off the sidewalk. Its a sidewalk, not yer fuckin garden. Im stompin all plants that are in my way, but there actually so

Posted on Wed, Jul 30, 2008 at 9:40 AM

Hey haligardeners, I know you love your plants and want to get the most out of yer crummy front growing spaces, but get those fuckers off the sidewalk. Its a sidewalk, not yer fuckin garden. Im stompin all plants that are in my way, but there actually some people out there who are big enough nerds that they are deathly allergic to bees. These people risk life and limb just trying to get around your sidewalk gardens. Ever thought about that? I didn't think so. How would you feel if your precious sidewalk garden killed some random allergy nerd? You selfish assholes need to prune those bitches. I'm serious

Colonel Portnoy

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