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Saturday, July 12, 2008

Chocolate Ashtray

So I took my ten-month-old to Chocolate Lake for his first swim a couple of days ago. The water was fun (though chlorinated? WTF, HRM? That's another Bitch, though), but when we were back on the beach, he spent his time toddling around trying to pick up

Posted on Sat, Jul 12, 2008 at 3:13 PM

So I took my ten-month-old to Chocolate Lake for his first swim a couple of days ago. The water was fun (though chlorinated? WTF, HRM? That's another Bitch, though), but when we were back on the beach, he spent his time toddling around trying to pick up the copious cigarette butts littering the beach. I want to point out the FAULTY FUCKING LOGIC of smokers who think that a) some ashtrays have sand in them, therefore b) all sandy places are ashtrays. You dick wrinkles! Pick up your fucking butts so my baby can walk three feet without touching your nasty habit. So fucking gross.

Unfuckingimpressed.

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