Was there a memo I missed, in which all single 20-some boys were informed the best way to impress a girl on a first date was to take her out for sushi? Listen up: this does NOT make you creative or different or even a big spender because hey, I have no guarentee till the bill coems if you are actually going to pay for my half (meaning I feel awkward as generally I can't afford sushi prices from anythign but the mall), and then if you do and it was expensive I worry that you expect something. clearly I'm overthinking this, but boys, honestly- find a new schtick. this is getting old when you all do it.

Now don't get me wrong, sushi is delicious: but I don't like it that much. and the assumption that i'm always down for some raw fish makes me wonder why you're dating me in the first place- wouldn't it be more conducive if you offered me some nice hot sausage or something?

Doesn't want the spicy tuna