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Monday, June 30, 2008

HRM Lawn Mover Moron

Today my boyfriend and I took our lunch break in a local park near our jobs... We were sitting at the far end of the park on a bench at 12:30 when a truck pulls up and starts up two industrial lawn mowers. We only have a short lunch break so decided to s

Posted on Mon, Jun 30, 2008 at 11:03 AM

Today my boyfriend and I took our lunch break in a local park near our jobs... We were sitting at the far end of the park on a bench at 12:30 when a truck pulls up and starts up two industrial lawn mowers. We only have a short lunch break so decided to stay on the bench to finish our lunch instead of spending the rest of lunch finding a new place (despite the noise)...

Here's a question to the maintenance crew:

It's lunch hour for many people in the area, can't you realize that and let people enjoy the park, and do your mowing before 12 or after 1 ?

At first the maintenance guy closest to us was mowing grass far enough away that it wasn't bothering us. Then, before finishing that section of grass, he makes a Bee-Line towards our area and blows a strip of clippings and gravel in our direction...only to circle around and repeat it!!! A rock hit my neck!

Question 2 - What the fuck was that for!??!?! Why didn't you finish the other section of grass or at least drive in the opposite direction to shoot your rubble AWAY from us?!

We were eating our lunch then suddenly found ourselves under attack by the crazy landscaper!!

We took the phone number off your truck and are still trying to think of a nice way to ask your manager why he hires Bullies!!

NOT COOL!

Lucky the rock hit my neck and not an eye!

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