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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

TP for my Bung-hole

OK, so who's brainiac idea was it to design these ginormous toilet paper dispensers in public washrooms? I can respect the fact that they save money and have to be resupplied less frequently...but why can't a fella get the TP off in a nice neat fold? I

Posted on Wed, Jun 18, 2008 at 1:25 PM

OK, so who's brainiac idea was it to design these ginormous toilet paper dispensers in public washrooms?

I can respect the fact that they save money and have to be resupplied less frequently...but why can't a fella get the TP off in a nice neat fold? I am tired of wrestling with these things...ending up with a ball of twisted and misalligned paper in my hand that I have to unravel and refold after I have torn it from the roll.

Why not place the roll like my one at home, where it comes off the wall at a right angle....or move the dispenser away from my knees and closer to the door so I can get a good amount off in a straight line to make a decent fold.

It's bad enough that the paper is one degree of coarseness away from sandpaper...can't it at least come in a dispenser that is practical?

Next time I will just bring along a copy of the Metro...

Cornholio

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