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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Babies

Heres a tip for all the idiots out there : Stop having babies!!! I am tired of getting on the bus and seeing these people that are younger then me (I'm 30) with 2-4 kids. I understand that things can happen when you are younger, and maybe pregnancies can

Posted on Wed, Jun 18, 2008 at 10:55 AM

Heres a tip for all the idiots out there : Stop having babies!!! I am tired of getting on the bus and seeing these people that are younger then me (I'm 30) with 2-4 kids. I understand that things can happen when you are younger, and maybe pregnancies can happen, but after the first 3 I think all of you braindead retards should maybe get the hint that pulling out early doesn't seem to be working. But, it seems, that isn't the case so I've compiled a list of helpful tips to maybe help you avoid that 3rd or 4th unwanted child:

1. If you have bleached blonde hair with roots that are 6 inches long, you probably shouldn't have another baby.

2. If neither you, nor the multiple fathers that your children surely have, have a job, then don't have anymore children.

3. If your boyfriend is walking around at 2:30 in the afternoon in a tracksuit, or jogging pants, then you probably shouldn't have anymore children.

4. If you add up your IQ and the IQ of your prospective mate, and it doesnt total higher then the womans weight, you probably shouldn't have children together.

5. If the new 50 cent cd is on high-rotation in your household, you probably shouldn't have any more children.

Hopefully this will help all the idiots out there. Condoms aren't that hard to get people, in fact you can get them at any drugstore, grocery store, and in the bathroom at the dome, and the palace, because I know how you skanks and thugs love the dome and the palace. I am tired of my tax-dollars going to help raise the future thugs and criminals of the world, so give those wombs a rest for a bit would you please?

Hoon

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