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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Ballet Slippers aren't Streetwear

Please stop wearing ballet slippers as outdoor shoes. I know they're in fashion right now, but get a brain!You're obviously not a ballerina. You look ridiculous.Besides looking ridiculous, unless you're supporting your metatarsal arch in each ste

Posted on Wed, May 21, 2008 at 9:13 PM

Please stop wearing ballet slippers as outdoor shoes. I know they're in fashion right now, but get a brain!

You're obviously not a ballerina.

You look ridiculous.

Besides looking ridiculous, unless you're supporting your metatarsal arch in each step you take, you are ruining your feet. I doubt you'll be saying "Hooray for fallen arches!" when your arches start falling... which won't be long.

Ballet slippers are meant to be worn by people who carry their bodies differently, and who understand how to distribute their weight throughout their feet.

Do yourself and your feet favour: ditch the ballet slippers and get real shoes. They don't look good on anyone but ballerinas.

Dancer in Real Shoes

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