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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Municipal Malfunction Still Malfunctioning

Municipal malfunction aka "On Patrol" uses ahme to get 'da gubbmint' to fix the city. I now call on the Website Nazi to round up his huge team of website developers to fix the "Still Broken" section of On Patrol! I bitched about this once upon a time, an

Posted on Wed, Apr 30, 2008 at 5:13 PM

Municipal malfunction aka "On Patrol" uses ahme to get 'da gubbmint' to fix the city. I now call on the Website Nazi to round up his huge team of website developers to fix the "Still Broken" section of On Patrol! I bitched about this once upon a time, and it's still broken. It's like ten thousand spoons, and all I need is a knife! In case there is some trouble locating said "On Patrol" delinquents;

Published December 13, 2007.

Status: Broken

What's Wrong?: When we said we wanted a public outdoor skating rink, we didn’t mean on the sidewalks of Bloomfield Street.

Published November 29, 2007.

Status: Broken

What's Wrong?: That’s not a mirage---there’s a river running through the West End Mall parking lot.

Published November 01, 2007.

Status: Broken

What's Wrong?: If you’ll look to the fountain near the Public Gardens’ new entrance on Spring Garden, you’ll see the wonder and majesty of flowing water. Here it comes. Like a geyser of majesty, folks...about to gush forth…very, very soon…uh…hmm. What the hell?

Published October 11, 2007.

Status: Broken

What's Wrong?: This sign on Queen Street near Spring Garden is all like, “I’m gonna lie on the ground, dude,”

Published June 21, 2007.

Status: Broken

What's Wrong?: What’s wrong: This bicycle has been locked up near Lord Dalhousie Drive since last fall.

Duct Tape Adam

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