I have tried giving you a chance, I have taken every paper your slaves have forced on me on the street, I never cared much for whats inside, but for the most part, whatever, its something to read. City Pizza only opened rather recently, and tragically, burned down. your headline, no matter how clever you feel it was, was NOT funny. "Fire eats top of pizza place" oh, funny, pizza, eating, the fire is eating the pizza place like a fat man eats pizza, um, no, not funny, a buisness got ruined, (I cant imagine Topcuts downstairs is doing well now, and someones home on the top floor is destroyed now) yet instead of reporting it professionally like "Local pizza place in ruins" or "Tragic fire at newest pizza shop" you just HAD to be funny and clever. Well, whoever wrote that headline, fuck you. I hope your house burns down, so I can make fun of it. I can see it now, "Poetic justice for Douchebag reporter, how does it feel jackass?"

Someone who gives a shit