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Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Bobby Who?
Why is it that people can go to the moon, but nobody can come up with a better model for the standard bobby-pin? The plastic on the ends fall off after a few uses, and then I'm left with a goddamned sharp metal tip that feels like knives being jabbed
Why is it that people can go to the moon, but nobody can come up with a better model for the standard bobby-pin?
The plastic on the ends fall off after a few uses, and then I'm left with a goddamned sharp metal tip that feels like knives being jabbed into my skull.
If I wanted to secure my long hair with weapons, I'd use a motherfucking syringe or a cocksucking bayonet, but as it happens, I don't want anything of the sort in my hair.
I would cry about it if I wasn't so cold-hearted, but in all honesty, the bobby-pins have made me cry with their cruel metal. Metaltards!
I fuckin' hate those metaltards.
And who the hell is "Bobby" anyway? Probably a masochist.
Mary Christmas
The plastic on the ends fall off after a few uses, and then I'm left with a goddamned sharp metal tip that feels like knives being jabbed into my skull.
If I wanted to secure my long hair with weapons, I'd use a motherfucking syringe or a cocksucking bayonet, but as it happens, I don't want anything of the sort in my hair.
I would cry about it if I wasn't so cold-hearted, but in all honesty, the bobby-pins have made me cry with their cruel metal. Metaltards!
I fuckin' hate those metaltards.
And who the hell is "Bobby" anyway? Probably a masochist.
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