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Saturday, April 19, 2008

I really don't like Ellen Page

Yes, I finally said it: I really don't like Ellen Page! She's annoying and not nearly as funny or cool as most people say she is. Really overrated, and those quirky little sayings she says aren't that unique or clever or funny either... especially in J

Posted on Sat, Apr 19, 2008 at 8:25 AM

Yes, I finally said it: I really don't like Ellen Page! She's annoying and not nearly as funny or cool as most people say she is. Really overrated, and those quirky little sayings she says aren't that unique or clever or funny either... especially in Juno, FUCK she was annoying in that movie!

I know, I know: she has waaay more talent than I do. Fair enough, I don't disagree there. Well, I'm not making millions of dollars acting like Phoebe from 'Friends' and saying annoying, quirky things that for whatever reason a lot of people think are unique and clever and funny. Ooohhh that is so totally wicked awesome cool! That rocks my socks! Hah hah hah.

I know, I know: if I don't like her, I don't have to watch any movies with her. That's the plan! Problem solved.

I know, I know: I'm just jealous of her success, right? Maybe I wish I had the money she does, but not from the lame ways she's made it.

I know, I know... well, I know there will probably be a million more criticisms of me because I dared to criticized the oh so high and mighty Goddess Ellen Page. How dare I not fall in line with everyone else and pretend I like her!

Face it people: she's fucking lame, NOT cute or clever or funny, and... 'Friends' was cancelled about, like, five years ago. That's sooooo totally radical, it rocks my socks! Ohh hah hah fucking hah, sooo clever! Say it again because it's so so sooo clever and unique and funny I just can't get enough. Wow, what an individual she is.

And she was a real bitch in Hard Candy too. That is all. I guess I have to go into hiding now.

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