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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Attention Little Caesar's Customers

To The Customers of Little Caesars;Hi. I'm a supervisor at a Little Caesars in Clayton Park. You see me everyday of the week because you're too damn lazy to make your own food, and you're cheap as balls. I don't care what your day at work was like, you

Posted on Tue, Apr 15, 2008 at 8:40 PM

To The Customers of Little Caesars;

Hi. I'm a supervisor at a Little Caesars in Clayton Park. You see me everyday of the week because you're too damn lazy to make your own food, and you're cheap as balls. I don't care what your day at work was like, you don't have the right to come in and treat me like shit when the following happens:

There isn't a pizza ready, because the person who was in line before you bought the only one that I have ready. I'm not going to keep five of one pizza ready because I don't know if anybody is going to come in and buy it. Our pizza's only sit in a heat box for a short amount of time and then they're expired and they go into the walk-in fridge and are donated to a homeless shelter. It's not my fault if it's not ready. I realize that is says "Hot & Ready" but guess what, that's not a guarentee. I says Quality Guarentee on the side of our boxes and in order to guarentee that you get a fresh pizza that doesn't taste like a sweaty ass I have to make fresh pizza's. Also, if there isn't a pizza ready, don't ask me for a discount, you're already getting a medium pepperoni pizza for $5.00 and then there's the fact that in total, it takes us SIX minutes to cook a pizza!

You call and make an order for 3 Hot & Ready pizza's and then get mad at me when we don't deliver them. First of all, we've never delivered anyting that was Hot & Ready. It's carry out only which it says on the menu, in all of our flyers and in the store. We don't even offer delivery anymore and even if we did, three pizza's is not a lot! People come in and pick up 30 pizza's at a time just so that they can get them for the Hot & Ready prices.

Don't ask me to add extra cheese or extra toppings to a Hot & Ready. I can't do it and I wont. I don't care how much you sook or scream at me. You get a pizza for such a cheap price because it's made up ahead of time and then it gets cooked. If you want a Supreme with no onions, it's not going to be $8.00, it's going to be $12.99. Why? Because that's more food cost, more time to make it, time to straighten out the order. It's a regular priced pizza and still not that expensive.

Also some little side notes; don't count out 98 cents in pennies for me when you're holding a loonie, dickface. The Crazy Bread only comes with Tomato or Donair sauce on Thursday & Saturday. They're only BOGO on Wednesday & Friday, and that's only if you buy a pizza, and it doesn't come with any combo. Don't refer to a Hot & Ready Pepperoni as a "Regular Pizza". Don't walk in and say "Hi. Can I have a pizza?" Cause you know, that really narrows it down for me. And for the love of God, stop bitching at me because of the parking lot, I'm pretty sure I didn't design it and I sure as hell am not going to go out and tear it all up, how about YOU learn how to park, k? Thanks.

Angry Supervisor

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