Pin It
Favourite

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

I gotta take a DUUUUUMMMMMPPPPPP!

What the fuck is with guys in public washrooms who use the only toilets available to piss, instead of urinals? Bathroom stalls in men's washrooms should be strictly for dumping, especially if they are the only ones available!I fucking hate it when I g

Posted on Wed, Apr 9, 2008 at 11:52 AM

What the fuck is with guys in public washrooms who use the only toilets available to piss, instead of urinals? Bathroom stalls in men's washrooms should be strictly for dumping, especially if they are the only ones available!

I fucking hate it when I got the turtle poking it's head and I rush into the washroom to see that the only toilet is being taken up by some guy just taking a fucking leak! Meanwhile, three empty urinals are lined up against the wall, waiting, BEGGING for your pee. Nine times out of ten when I finally do make it in for a dump, I have to deal with piss all over the toilet seat from these assholes. Piss in the fucking urinal and let me poop!

Are you that insecure about the size of your fucking wang? Do you really need that much privacy just to take a leak? Grow the fuck up! Most modern urinals have partitions for you insecure small-dicked losers anyway. Also, consider the fact you are using so much more water to flush a toilet than a urinal.

Next time, I'm just going to take a dump in the urinals like I used to when I was a little kid, then fling it over the stall door. See how comfortable you feel then!

Feeling shitty and pissed off

Comments

Subscribe to this thread:

Add a comment

Remember, it's entirely possible to disagree without spiralling into a thread of negativity and personal attacks. We have the right to remove (and you have the right to report) any comments that go against our policy.

In Print This Week

Vol 27, No 4
June 20, 2019

Cover Gallery »


Real Time Web Analytics

© 2019 Coast Publishing Ltd.