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Saturday, April 5, 2008

Move, bitch. Get out the way.

I understand that an empty seat on the bus is an available seat, so i politely moved my bags onto my lap this morning when you needed to sit. But minutes later when the bus cleared out, and we were surrounded by vacant seats, your fat ass stayed parked n

Posted on Sat, Apr 5, 2008 at 9:32 PM

I understand that an empty seat on the bus is an available seat, so i politely moved my bags onto my lap this morning when you needed to sit. But minutes later when the bus cleared out, and we were surrounded by vacant seats, your fat ass stayed parked next to me, not to mention your lardness which was spilling over to my side! I'm the last person to complain about sharing a double seat with someone. I don't blame you for wanting to sit, however, when i'm being sandwiched against the goddamn window, and there are several available seats, i do tend to get a little pissed off. Not to mention that i could fucking TASTE your cologne. Please, please, please. Move it over a seat. You won't have to cut of anyone's personal space OR oxygen. Everyone wins!

Oh, and please stop the leg drumming and simultaineous headbanging. You look like a fucking jackass.

Sandwiched.

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