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Friday, April 4, 2008

SUBordinateWAY

Customer service being the front line promotion for any business is at a loss to you little fella. Me taller, you shorter. I didn't bring it up. Yet, due to your extreme shortness and pea sized briain the first thing you said to me was "man, your nose

Posted on Fri, Apr 4, 2008 at 11:01 AM

Customer service being the front line promotion for any business is at a loss to you little fella. Me taller, you shorter. I didn't bring it up. Yet, due to your extreme shortness and pea sized briain the first thing you said to me was "man, your nose is messed up" as opposed to the standard Sandwich artist lingo... "how may I help you'. My nose, a fine working and of a not too big variety, is functional and I'm quite attached to it . Your uncouth and rediculous tirade on my crooked nostrals (since birth) and how it might have happened was absolutely rediculous. So you had a good view being two feet shorter... what else to you say to customers with some physical differences? Get a grip man and try to be a good little sandwich artist next time around. No disrepect to all sandwich artists... however, there is a bete noir in your midst!

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