To the woman in the horn rimmed glasses, yellow rainboots and stupid blue hat who cut in line for Leonard Cohen tickets with no regard for those who'd been standing in line for hours: Perhaps you were born terminally self-important and obnoxious and those are things you simply cannot change. You can however take off that hideous blue hat. Forcing the poor folk in the lineup to look at that fuzzy montsrosity on your head after you cut in front of us was adding insult to injury. You look stupid. I'm telling you this because letting someone walk around looking like you and saying nothing, like letting someone walk around with food on their face or oh say, cutting in line, simply isn't polite.

I still got better seats than you, bitch!