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Friday, March 7, 2008

Metro Transit

Metro Transit is absolutely amazing. I have never come across a company so devoted to hiring incompetent assholes to run a business.Metro Transit bus drivers know some really neat tricks. Showing up late? Showing up early? Child's play! Metro Tran

Posted on Fri, Mar 7, 2008 at 3:57 PM

Metro Transit is absolutely amazing. I have never come across a company so devoted to hiring incompetent assholes to run a business.

Metro Transit bus drivers know some really neat tricks. Showing up late? Showing up early? Child's play! Metro Transit bus drivers have figured out how to not show up at all! I gotta tell you, nothing makes you appreciate the warmth and comfort of a filthy city bus, like standing in the snow for an hour and a half.

Ohh, but the fun isn't over when you get on the bus, oh no! Drivers must go to a special school to learn to do their job, because I've never met a bigger bunch of jackasses in my life. If you've got an armload of stuff, and are having troubling getting on the bus, the drivers will encourage you by screaming at you to hurry up.

Metro Transit bus drivers are committed to a healthier population. Sometimes they'll pull up to the curb, look right at you, watch you wave your arms, and pull away. Outstanding, I can use an hour's walk to work!

Some drivers take the time to check each and every buss pass that is flashed in front of them. Most drivers see this as a waste of time, but there are a few drivers truly dedicated to their job; god help you if you try to bilk them out of the $2.50 bus fare!

If you're an elderly person, the drivers will do their best to keep your reflexes sharp, by stomping on the gas as soon as the door is closed. Better sit down fast, or you're going to meet the floor!

James Bond has a license to kill, and Metro Transit drivers have a license to run into shit and not give a damn. Vans, cars, trucks, more cars, people, dogs, horses, cows, other buses, snowplows; I've seen them all get hit. It's their fault for being on the road or sidewalk. I mean shit, if you can't get out of the way of a city bus barreling down the road at 50 km over the speed limit because the driver stopped at Tim Horton's and is now 15 minutes late, then you deserve to get hit.

Kermit The Fraug

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